Aed jokes
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What has it?
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Am I a guard or a guava?
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P