Aed jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"