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  • When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

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    Okay, so, get this: The joke plays on the double meaning of "balance." The person wanted to see their account balance at the bank, but instead, they got physically pushed over, losing their physical balance. It's funny because, well, you didn't get it. Face it, you're a dummy.

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