Aed jokes
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
I have a paso.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.