Aed jokes
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.