A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Talking to the Duck
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you dum-dum. The guy asks the duck where it got a pig, implying that the duck is the owner and knows where to acquire a pig. The joke plays on the assumption that the man was talking to the human owner, not the duck. It's funny because... well, because you didn't get it the first time, ya dingus. Did you know that your brain is slower than a snail in molasses? I'm just saying.