Aed jokes

Why did the rapper join a gym?

To get those SICK BARS.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

Every moon has a silver lining.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

Why did the blind man fall down a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!

What camel has 3 humps?

...A pregnant one.

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?

He won the F1 Wheelchair race.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.