Aed jokes

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

When an African has a twin, your me??

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.