Aed jokes

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

What do you call a skeleton's egg?

An egg-i-BONE!

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

I saw a bear eating a duck.

It was unBEARable.

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!