Dead Babies vs. Skeleton

  • What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

    There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, midnight-in-a-coal-mine dark. The punchline twists the harmless question into a morbid confession of having 13 skeletons (dead babies) in the closet. Most people keep clothes in the closet, not corpses.

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  • Stealthy Stork

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