Aed jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.