Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about sex. The dude is saying that scissoring with his wife is like grinding his junk on her clit. Then he says humping her is like riding a wet butt plug. The joke is that he is comparing it to a butt plug. I bet you think butt plugs are just for holding your butt cheeks together!