Aed jokes
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...