Aed jokes
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why you always in a mood?
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
I'm a joke supremacist.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?