Aed jokes
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Fart a lot.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.