Aed jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
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What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪