Aed jokes

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!

That was a really crappy bun!

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?