Aed jokes
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Have a great year!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
I don't want to date an alien.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."