Aed jokes

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)

What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?

A waterfall.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

What do you call a dog wearing a beret?

Smeargle!

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To show he wasn't a chicken.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?

A: Beat it, we're closed.

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.