Aed jokes
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.