Aed jokes
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.