Aed jokes
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.