Aed jokes

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

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I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.