Cow Pat

  • Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?

    He got a pat on the head.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This is a dad joke. The kid sat under the cow and got cow poop on his head. Get it? I bet you also think milk comes from the grocery store, genius.

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