Aed jokes
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.