Aed jokes
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
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Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"