Aed jokes
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Joe Mama has a chode.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.