Aed jokes
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
A Ford?
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."