Aed jokes
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
How do you get a transwoman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.