Aed jokes
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA