Silksong jokes

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"