Aed jokes
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.