Aed jokes

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

What do you call a Muslim bee?

Habibee.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

I’m a paki nonse.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high.

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.