Aed jokes
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.