Aed jokes
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.