Aed jokes
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.