Aed jokes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.