Aed jokes
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Why is this a category?
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
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Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"