Reboot jokes

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

I heard Microsoft got charged, why?

They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.

Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.