Aed jokes
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Perfect 😂🤣
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"