Aed jokes

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

What do you call a crease join?

Hahaha

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.