Aed jokes
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?