Barb jokes
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.