Barb jokes
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Bros got barcode arms.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.