Aed jokes
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!