Aed jokes
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.