Aed jokes
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.