Aed jokes
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.