Aed jokes

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

What's a rapper's favorite animal?

RHYMENOCEROS!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!