Aed jokes
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
I sat on a chair.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.