Aed jokes
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
WJE officially a gone memory.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.