Aed jokes

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!