Aed jokes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Honestly
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.