Aed jokes
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.