Aed jokes
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
A treatment joke.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."