Aed jokes
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.