Aed jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!