Aed jokes

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"