Aed jokes
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.