Aed jokes
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"