Aed jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!