Aed jokes
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."