Aed jokes
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.