Aed jokes
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.