Aed jokes
Princess Peach is a BUM!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!