You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Pillow Bed Humorously Roasts Short Stature Suggesting Bed Size
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is all about how incredibly short you are. Like, you're so tiny that a freakin' pillow could be your whole bed, and you'd still have extra space! Get it now?