Aed jokes

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

Sorry for posting this!

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......

It’s a wood hulem.

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

a

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.