Parking Garage Crack Stash Search Disaster

Listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You got a dude in New York who is like the supervillain of the week. He got a bunch of homeless folks, gave 'em pickaxes, and told them to go look for a "lost crack stash" in a parking garage. Of course, the garage went kaboom. The joke is that it's dumb and funny. Who would have thought that giving pickaxes to a bunch of crackheads would be a bad idea? It’s a parody of a news story.