Aed jokes

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!

Angel is a good word.

I did a walk.

Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?

He ran at a stomp light!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

Ok.

"Thank you, what is your wish?"

I wish for my 5 cents back.

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

I did a good job of being home from school.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.